The World’s Best Puns
- What did E.T.’s say when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?”
- A termite walks into a bar and says, “where is the bar tender?”
- Anyone who wants to sell fish needs to get permission from grandpa. He is known as the cod father.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
- I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
- What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
- What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
- What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
- Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
- What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.