The World’s Best Puns

  1. What did E.T.’s say when he got home? “Where on Earth have you been?”
  2. A termite walks into a bar and says, “where is the bar tender?”
  3. Anyone who wants to sell fish needs to get permission from grandpa. He is known as the cod father.
  4. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
  5. I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
  6. What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
  7. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
  8. What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
  9. Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
  10. What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.